Saturday, December 31, 2005

Jewish Woman Marries Dolphin

in Eilat.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
They should have gotten a monkey to read the ketuba.

But seriously, it is unfortunate how the definition of marriage has been so watered down.


Anonymous said...

I guess the shidduch crisis for the ladies is really, really terrible!

joshwaxman said...

perhaps at the last breakup someone told her that "there are many more fish in the sea."

and she didn't realize that a dolphin isn't a fish...



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