Spelling Noach With Seven Mistakes

There is a Yiddish expression נח מיט זיבן גרײַזן, Noach with seven mistakes. It seems impossible, given that נֹחַ is a two letter word, and so it conveys the idea of extreme bumbling as a result of ignorance/incompetence.

Here's how you would do it: ןוֹיאָכ

1. Nun Sofit rather at the start of the word
2. Cholam Malei rather than chaser
3. Yud (remember, this is a Yiddish expression, and Noach is thus pronounced Noyach)
   
4. Aleph
5. Kametz rather than patach
6. Chaf rather than chet.
7. And it is a chaf rather than chaf sofit

I could add an eighth - you meant to write Shlomo.